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norsk humør: is it a dream? [May. 19th, 2006|11:37 pm]
Spinning 45 Ballerina
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Det var et mareritt å våkne, det er det i grunnen alltid, men det var meg, meg og Sal Solo. Sal Solo er den groteske frontfiguren i åttitals marerittet Classix Nouveaux. En høy tynn skallet mann i skinnbukser som i sine senere år har begrenset sine musikalske sprell til kristenrock. Men det var vel ikke egentlig han jeg drømte om heller.

Vi var på en lang forvirrende busstur gjennom norsk og russisk natur. Vi bodde i store uoppussede loftsleiligheter i trebebyggelsen i Sandviken. Da bussen stoppet hadde vi bål og kveld og gitar. Meg og Sal var vist kjærester men vi snakket aldri sammen. Han var ca. 1000 høy og hadde svarte bukser som i klassisk Solo stil var av skinn. Dette var av en eller annen mystisk grunn ikke ekkelt. Han hadde mørkerød skjorte og sorte spisse sko og var helt skallet. Det var ingen sex i drømmen bare 1000x kjærlighet. Vi sov på gulvet og han var redd for å legge seg ned, men jeg beskyttet han mot de vanskelige følelsene fordi jeg er sånn en øm og oppmerksom (ikke sarkastisk i det hele tatt) kjæreste.

Da jeg våknet så var det så uendelig klart at denne følelsen aldri kommer til å eksistere i virkeligheten. Dette er kjærligheten jeg bare kan føle for en del av meg selv som kun eksisterer i underbevisstheten. Den tause forsmådde, fryktsomme, tynne men sterke delen.

Det verste er at den håndfull romantiske drømmene jeg har hatt er mine lykkeligste kjærlighetsaffærer.



1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ?
I’m flawless

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
The world, I decorated when I was 13 so glow in the dark stars, posters and postcards. It’s a mess.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Square and white, like my personality

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Gayness

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Candy Darlings pict from the cover for the Smiths-Sheila take bow single

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be done with my exams

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Maybe Jørgen, I’m posting with him now, nice guy

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
A quarter to twelve at night

10.WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
My X

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sometimes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Don’t remember

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
This diesel thing I’ve had for years

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What’s with this opposite sex thing, that’s very presumptive

15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
No , they are for weak people

16. COFFEE, OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Energy drinks taste like crap, coffee is, well coffee: Coffie

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Everything’s good on a pizza

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
!!!pussy

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I’m miss congeniality

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
This one

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
A pink fluffy bunny

22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE?
no

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Not even remotely

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I buy vintage

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
The last car on earth, being demolished

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
The answer is no

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Every time

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Oh look this ones already filled out: "scratch your name on their arm with a fountain pen"

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
They both repulse me

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Charlottes

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stuff I have to do (work/study)

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND?
I’ve been in England twice, so yeah, all the time

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Puns, is that spelling correct? Play on words.

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A Gravy Train!!! DVD and the soundtrack from Tjenare Kungen from my mom

37. FIRST JOB?
The library, or selling stuff at theatre, but that doesn’t really count

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
I don’t think I have

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Pissing my life away

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Lipo

41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
More than I care to remember

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes and breasts

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Get it illegally

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
An apartment

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
one

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yes, my fathers x-girlfriend

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Sometimes

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
There all so great


49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Can’t remember

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No, it looks as if it’s a five year olds

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
Dunno, tomatoes are berries aren’t they?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Loads: chewing my hair, smoking, the list goes on

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
The cure, all 14

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Statistics say: no

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Every time

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yeah

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
I don’t, I hate, I don’t stop

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Our summer house on the island

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No, I don’t trust

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Bamsebrunbjørn, but she’s not a toy, she’s a friend

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
A couple of hundred? I never delete.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yes

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Several, I think I even enjoyed them at one time

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I think that guy/girls are the most fantastic thing in the world. If I find a guy/girl I will never let it go and love it forever

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Probably have some, but I’m guessing they’re not very nice. People always make nick names behind my back, even the cute ones

67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED?
Pain is so easily forgotten

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes, meticulously

69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED?
My ashtray, yuk

71.WHAT'S THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED?
myself

72.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Pink… but colours are passé, I’m in to black and whites at the moment

73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS?
David Bowie and Nina Hagen

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Three and half

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I am not that much of a sadist

76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Ebba Grön

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Mushrooms

78.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Charlotte

79.WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
How they dress

80.FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
I’m not fourteen

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
so much hate, so little time

82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Farris bris

83.FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
my own: Sagittarius

84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
You silly thing, I hate sports

85.WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Schizophrenic: black, brown, white and blonde

86.EYE COLOR?
blue

88.SIBLINGS?
None that I am aver of

89.FAVORITE MONTH?
July

90.DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
It’s okay I guess

91.LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
This screen, as I am indeed still

92.FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The second Tuesday in April. Are you running out of stuff to ask me?

93.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Not shy, scared of rejection

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
In Norway there pretty much the same

95.KISSES OR HUGS?
kisses

96.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Well it used to be relationships, nowadays it’s neither

97.WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I was

98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Dr Frankenfuther

99. BIGGEST FEAR?
….burning down the house?

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I guessing no
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